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"That man is hailing HYDRA. Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did."

- My boyfriend, watching The Avengers for the first time after seeing Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

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afewdrunkcaptains:

debt:

united steaks of america

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geeklifesinfoniaandengineering:

whyamiamusicmajor:

My roommate laughed too hard at this

I am currently dying

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samssamulet:

the last one though lol

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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of-ipods-and-interns:

cindersandsnow:

choicetenders:

bossuspain:

russianpyro:

mutantsandaliens:

zen-mode:

reubydoomsday:

Nobody’s immune to breast cancer.

Best. Ever.
Get that on your blogs. NOW.

putting this on my blog for reasons.

Reblogging for similar reasons.

[This is fucking awesome.]

OOC: Very good idea!!

still my fav

reblogging because my auntie is fighting breast cancer right now!

These actually made me cry.

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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